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Leibya Spells Freedom
05:17
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My long armpit hair says,
"F you, all you pretties!"
Ny body odor
Is like my fingerprint ID
My hard mind
won't go soft like an erection
And my tampon smells like freedom
My tampon smells like freedom
The hemp around my neck,
It strangles my dependence
And the dirt under my nails
It connects me to the earth
And my faux-suede Birckenstocks
They crush the big male ego
And my nipples taste like tofu
My nipples taste like tof
I won't eat anything with a face
or suck on anything that tastes like a man.
No, nothing that casts a shadow
Nothing with feathers, nothing with fur
Nothing that casts a shadow
Dairy is scary, soy is joy
Soy is joy
Soy’s like Christmas
fa la la la
I'm always right I'm never wrong
I'm always right I'm never wrong
Learn these lyrics, live this song
And then you can be free like me
Cause Leibya's free and Leibya's spreading the love
Leibya's spreading.
Leibya's spreading
Leibya's spreaidng.
The love.
Bean curd!
Listen up!
All vegans will go to heaven
All vegans are God's children
All vegans will go to heaven
All vegans are God's children
Hell tastes just like
A cup of Starbucks coffee with cream.
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About Leibya
02:14
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You'll also love track 4
01:26
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Katie Holmes
04:54
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Katie Holmes
Wipe off your make-up, take off your Prada
Leave that crazy man at home
Come and be with me.
I’ll put the smile back on your face
Remind you that you have a g-spot
And I will let you
Scream real loud when you’re in labor
And I will let you
Leave the house whenever you want to
And I’ll take care of
You and your cute Asian robot babies
Oh Katie Holmes
You need a little Leibya
Katie Holmes
Take off your diamonds, put on some hemp
Come and spend the night with me
And we will spoon and talk
About God and I’ll convince you that
There’s no such thing as aliens
And I will let you
Scream real loud when you’re in labor
And I will let you
Use the phone to talk to your mamma
Oh Kate, it’s fate
Your baby and I we used to have the same haircut
Katie Holmes, you need a little Leibya
So come into my big strong arms
Don’t wait, don’t hesitate
I wanna take you out on a date
"Oh I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over”
Wow, Katie Holmes I love you so much, I totally just switched songs, but don’t you worry cause the original song is . . .
Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes you need a little Leibya
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Holiday Medley
04:04
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Leibya's Charities
02:09
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Womyn with a "Y"
03:25
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My Vag
05:56
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My vag is pink like bazooka
Your vag the inside of a hooka
My vag a gourmet sandwich
Your vag a sloppy manwich
My vag is hope like Barack Obama
Your vag is nope like Bristol's mama
My vag is tight like a budget in recession
Your vag is stretched like a yoga session
My vag is moist like a Betty Crocker cake
Your vag is dry like a cookie overbaked
My vag is a designer pair of slacks
Your vag is cheap and off the rack
My vag is water come to a boil
Your vag is milk come to a spoil
My vag is David Beckham playing soccer
Your vag is his pre-game locker
My vag is Whitney Houston way back
Your vag is Whitney Houston on crack
My vag is smooth as a bees wax candle
Your vag is rough as a bicycle handle
My vag at Pilates strengthening its core
You vag getting spray tanned on the jersey shore
My vag is natural, hairy
Your vag waxed, adolescent, scary
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Douched for You (Regret)
05:47
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14. |
The "F" Word
04:02
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Leibya Rogers Brooklyn, New York
I'm a third wave feminist who stylistically has post modern fourth wave reconstructionist feminist tendencies. Also I regularly change lives at comedy and music shows with my comedy and music. I just sucked you into my womb. You're welcome.
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